Various LimericksThere once was a man named Bert, Who threw all his seeds to the earth And demanded they grow Into a big sow To have a coat to fit his...
Half LifeI've been laying on marble stairs the cool stone digging into my thighs there's something about these airs a dip behind this guilty guise...
Limber LimericksHow do you feel today? Have your worries gone to lay At the bottom of ditches While your heart is in stitches And you wait for the glory...