Various Limericks

There once was a man named Bert,

Who threw all his seeds to the earth

And demanded they grow

Into a big sow

To have a coat to fit his girth.

A maiden named Anne from Albany

Brushed her long hair of ivory

Until the men shouted

That she should be mounted

And then Anne called the cavalry.

A beautiful youth from Hertfordshire,

Was called by all the man-whisperer

Till fate came abound

To come asking around

And found all the men murderin' her.